The Anal Avenger

malcolmwehavetocook:

croagunk:

inish this sentence: i want to f

lick you in the face. let me flick you in the face. this is what i do to people.  this is what i do to whole countries. 

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(Source: daigurren, via miku-tan)

aninsaciableloveforthedead:

elevenwishes:

charliesanals:

fun fact! what’s commonly known as ‘period’ or ‘menstruation’ is actually monthly blood sacrifice to the gods so that they will bless the females with gifts of  beauty and the knowledge of witchcraft  which makes  it easier to feed on and manipulate their source of energy aka the male soul

SHHH YOU’RE LETTING OUT OUR SECRET, ASS WIPE

THE FIRST RULE OF PERIOD CLUB DUDE.

(via miku-tan)

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"This isn’t a joke!"

(Source: timebenderss, via scoundrels-folly)

snorlaxatives:

me when i see new messages in my ask

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sexhaver:

goodbye forever

sexhaver:

goodbye forever

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robbydude:

WANDERER KILLIN IT

robbydude:

WANDERER KILLIN IT

(Source: guyfawx, via runrabbitjunk)

theycameandtheywent:

So a guy came into my work today with this same design on his shirt and it made me really happy. I mean, who doesn’t like Bioshock and Totoro!?

theycameandtheywent:

So a guy came into my work today with this same design on his shirt and it made me really happy. I mean, who doesn’t like Bioshock and Totoro!?

(via randayum)

(Source: 64px, via pizza)

tvaros:

i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older

(Source: speedwag, via pizza)

I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.

(Source: via-slimshady, via nyooor)

disimba:

He even pulled his pants up so the bottoms wouldn’t get wet

disimba:

He even pulled his pants up so the bottoms wouldn’t get wet

(Source: icanlift, via nyooor)

insertunnecessarygeekiness:

yesterday no one was answering a question correctly in class and my teacher became so incredibly depressed at our lack of potential that he just

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right out the window

(via jannelle-o)

captainsisko:

im a putlocker man at heart but sometimes you just gotta settle for gorillavid

(via pizza)

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