just so we’re clear, i use
as gender-neutral and affectionate names
don’t forget son
What am I forgetting dad
You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.
why did sasuke leave konoha
maybe to find some nipples for naruto
(my body materializes out of the darkness) fuck that was sick. did I look cool dont lie dude.
ppl who are shy at first but become obnoxious and loud once theyre comfortable around you r awesoem. hold on a sec wait pt this text ost on hold. theres pirate ship outside my window right now whath the
I LIVE BY A R river I CANT GET A CLEAR picture its turnign around
the mtv fandom awards thing is bad and irrelevant and here’s how i know
This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.
CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:
- do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
- go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
- if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
- look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
- the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
- works every time
"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING
i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said
“now all of china knows you’re queer”
please deliver this reply to your mother:
she laughed so hard i think she exploded
i consecutively got eight different people draw doug dimmadome on iscribble what did you do new years day
why are dolls from the 1920’s-50’s always the ones that are haunted?? i wanna see a haunted anime love pillow
I died laughing for 8 million years