where do you get Cheetos that big
that’s a chihuahua
Those are carrots.
when I was six I threw a tantrum because I wanted a slushie from 711 and I remember my dad said “I will never buy you a slushie” AND LITERALLY RIGHT NOW HE CAME IN THE CAR WITH A SLUSHIE AND I WAS LIKE WHY DIDNT YOU GET ME ONE AND HE LOOKED ME DEAD IN THE EYE AND SAID “REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE SIX”
a drawing about optimism
I don’t know why but that last line made me laugh really hard
It doesn’t matter if you’re pretty
or have things all over your face,
because what truly matters is
what’s inside you.
this is actually the most meaningful and thoughtful post i have ever seen on tumblr
dropped my scrabble game on the sidewalk
What’s the word on the street?
four people have bought this
four people have this in their house
This necklace features a little preserved seahorse in a locket resting on top of grey and black fabric. The locket is not meant to be opened, it would risk ruining the necklace. It measures about 11.75 inches from the top of the closed clasp to the bottom of the locket. The locket itself measures just over an inch at it’s widest part, and is made of sturdy plastic that looks like glass and metal.
Global use of ‘Fahrenheit’ or ‘Celsius’
when will the rest of the world catch up
THERES A DEVICE
WHERE YOU PUT YOUR SMALL DICK INSIDE A FAKE GIANT DICK
someone told me once that “blink blink” is cat for “I love you”
I’m sure this is total bullshit but i choose to believe it.
cats are hardcore man. instead of going, “i love you,” or whatever, they’re just like, “YOU ARE NEITHER MY ENEMY NOR MY PREY AND I THUS ALLOW YOU TO BE IN MY UNGUARDED PRESENCE.”
If you’re ever sad think of my brother who is 16 and refuses to do his own laundry so when my mom doesn’t do it he resorts to leggings as clean underwear