The Anal Avenger

hotsuburbandad:

If I ever seem arrogant or anything like that, please know I’m joking 100% I have zero self confidence and I sometimes pretend that I think im dead cool and awesome because I’m actually terrible so it’s mildly funny

(via pizza)

thereisnofriday:

We were watching a video on psychology and then someone suggested we click on a related video and we ended up watching a 5 minute AMV of the Simpsons set to harder better faster stronger

thereisnofriday:

We were watching a video on psychology and then someone suggested we click on a related video and we ended up watching a 5 minute AMV of the Simpsons set to harder better faster stronger

(via perchu)

unradiantly:

Now that it’s spring I should probably shave my legs

(via pizza)

emilyclocke:

Chuckles knows my life so well

emilyclocke:

Chuckles knows my life so well

(via sandvvichsurprise)

lenore-the-cute-dead-girl:

source

duplication:

Don’t cross oceans for people who wouldn’t cross a puddle for you

(via pizza)

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

(Source: kul5ara, via i-am-the-batbrony)

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alukaforyou:

daddyerwinsmith:

imagine if these were the straps for 3MG in SNK

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yes.

(via i-am-the-batbrony)

everyone:

hazelgrace:

augustuswaters:

okay?

okay

[SOBS VIOLENTLY]

(Source: mockingjs, via i-am-the-batbrony)

dmishtri:

Team Free Will and their female counterparts
(・∀・)

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myavatardis:

Same move, different element.

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ava-ire:

bonus:

He’s cute. He’s tall.
He’s got gorgeous eyes.
And a stunning smile.
I didn’t say a name, but he 
popped into your head,
didn’t he?

image

(via pizza)

thequeenstons:

"I tried not to reblog this I swear"

Yeah well you fucking failed. how does it feel to be a fucking failure you piece of shit

(Source: foxdear, via pizza)

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