The Anal Avenger

mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

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aka14kgold:

jean-luc-gohard:

celebreceipts:

In January, Sam Pepper uploaded a video called “How To Get A Girlfriend Easy” in which he sneaks up behind or beside unsuspecting women on the street and handcuffs them to himself. He then tells them they’re “his girlfriend now.”

When one victim reacts furiously, saying “No! I don’t know you! Take it off!” and demands that he remove the handcuffs, he refuses and replies with “We’re dating now.” She tries again, “Look, I don’t know where you’re from, but we don’t do this in America. Take this off,” while fighting with the cuffs. He refuses again, insisting they’re “going on a date.” She then tells him that she’s married, to which he says “No, you’re married to me now,” and refuses yet again to remove the handcuffs.

At the end of the video, another woman is pleading with him to undo the handcuffs, and he refuses to until she kisses him on the lips. Pepper appears to think the entire scenario is hilarious at best and endearingly misguided at worst, while the women being “pranked” are visibly livid, terrified, and profoundly uncomfortable.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

We need to stop calling assault by white men on men of color and women of all races “pranks,” because it makes them seem lighthearted and fun, not like the violent criminal acts they are.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

NONE OF THESE THINGS ARE PRANKS.

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lychgate:

more stories! again, all these stories are 100% true and happened when i was a wee peanut

aaaaa42:

Home Alone except like 20 minutes after the parents leave the kid just trips over something and slam his head into a table or something and the whole movie is just a time lapse of him dead

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awwww-cute:

Late night visits from this little guy, reddit meet Sunny

awwww-cute:

Late night visits from this little guy, reddit meet Sunny

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theroyalnonsense:

dirtylittledamsel:

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THIS IS SO NEXT LEVEL, EVEN TO THIS DAY

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phrux:

slashren:

naruto confirmed for iron man

I know you like Naruto so we put Naruto in a Naruto so you can believe it while you believe it!

phrux:

slashren:

naruto confirmed for iron man

I know you like Naruto so we put Naruto in a Naruto so you can believe it while you believe it!

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waterbears:

etsy understands me

waterbears:

etsy understands me

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meltheshadowlover:

dou-hong:

Garnet and the Garnets!

There would be less then ten lines per episode

meltheshadowlover:

dou-hong:

Garnet and the Garnets!

There would be less then ten lines per episode

astraultra:

lord-of-spades:

WHEN YOU GET OC IDEAS FROM SONGS

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pivotgrab:

blackbanshee:

shinobimagi:

rallyyy:

By Kouta Hirano, creator of Hellsing

I am pleased as fuck

PLEASE

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